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Doctors Operate Again on Teen Nearly Stabbed in Heart
Thu Apr 10, 2014
Damn right it would've been different if a gun were in place. If the guard had one very few people would be injured and maggots would be gnawing on this reject's intestines. Problem solved for a $5.00 slug.
'Not "The Sopranos"': Sharpton Says Fear Motivated FBI Cooperation
Tue Apr 8, 2014
I like how this thug in sheep's clothing views helping the police as something worth denying and lying about. Says something of his morals and culture. And once he was nailed and had to admit that he was, in fact, an informant, I think he broke his own record for finding a way to blame i …
Millions of Americans Aren't Working. Why?
Mon Apr 7, 2014
Why? Seriously? Because it's too easy to leech off the backs of the hard working people. If you're perfectly healthy, go file a claim for social security disability benefits. They'll deny you at the paper review level and the judge will approve you at the hearing level, every …
Duchess Shows Off Prince George on Trip Down Under
Mon Apr 7, 2014
Hey, look, he has the prince's hair.
National Guard Parachutes to Rescue Tot on Sailboat in Pacific
Fri Apr 4, 2014
Idiotic. They should be charged for the cost of the rescue and charged with two counts of reckless endangerment of a child. Then give them the option to sterilize themselves instead. Chlorinate the gene pool.
Kidnapped Captain: Pirate Had 'Satan in His Eyes'
Fri Apr 4, 2014
Raman noodles, drugs, alcohol and yelling? That was my entire college career. I'd tell you to suck it up if I didn't believe you were faking to tee up a lawsuit.
'Extremely Disappointing': Scouts Boot Openly Gay Troop Leader
Mon Mar 31, 2014
It's a private club that has nothing to do with sexuality. If they don't want to be used as a platform to further a personal agenda on sexuality, they don't have to and I have no problem with that.
ADHD treatment may be tied to obesity, study suggests
Mon Mar 17, 2014
Wow, imagine that...given kids a stimulant every day is bad for them. Who 'da thunk? Looks like grandma's butt paddle wasn't the problem after all.
Money to Burn: Colorado Hauls in $2M in One Month of Pot Taxes
Mon Mar 10, 2014
They'll save that every day from not wasting taxpayer dollars investigating, prosecuting and punishing users. And they've eliminated a dangerous black market over night. Hopefully the rest of the country will see the wisdom in it.
Woman Who Drove Kids Into Ocean Reported Rape Days Earlier
Fri Mar 7, 2014
So let me get this straight, a person who has had too much to drink can be placed into protective custody for the safety of herself and others, yet a mother driving a 3,000 pound vehicle with three helpless children inside who is having paranoid delusions about demons and exhibiting "some form …
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